dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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