how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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