belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Be still, my beating vagina.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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