I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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