You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Randomize
