We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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