dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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