This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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