How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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