Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
what day is it and did you see me today?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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