I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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