And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
please don't ironically join a cult
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