no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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