I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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