i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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