I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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