your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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