I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
my liver is dry heaving
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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