ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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