She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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