Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
