He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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