can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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