I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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