she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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