i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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