My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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