I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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