I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
