so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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