We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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