I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
