Walk of Shame. In a state park.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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