We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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