Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
