The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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