names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Randomize
