When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize