IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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