So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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