"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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