3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I supernannyed him into submission
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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