Well douche your snatch and let's go!
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
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