Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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