Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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