we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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