Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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