Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Randomize
