No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
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