Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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