Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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