ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
