She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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